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			<b>some bullshit orson wells terrence narating that mike thought of goes here.</b>



	Comic 1: whole panel just sea of zombies lumbering towards the screen.		Comic 1: whole panel just sea of zombies lumbering towards the screen.

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Zombie Apocalypse Storyline:

Comic 1: whole panel just sea of zombies lumbering towards the screen.

Comic 2: At the office.
Frame 1:
Ivan: “I cannot believe NotSoSoft would send a zombie apocalypse after us! I thought they were our partners!”
Terrance: “No, EveryThingSoft is our partners, NotSoSoft is our rival!”

Frame2:
Terrence: “Well they still have no reason to be THIS mad, just because we’re doing a little better.”
Ivan: “Actually… they kinda do…”

Frame3:
Terrence: “…What did you do?”
Ivan: “It was just good-natured company rivalry, honest!”

Frame4:
Terrence: “What did you do?!”
Ivan: “I sort of… accidentally on purpose spray-painted their booth at the last tradeshow.”

Frame5:
Terrence: “Well that doesn’t sound so bad.”
Ivan: “Yeah.”

Frame6:
“Ivan: “Except when I said ‘booth’ I meant ‘corporate headquarters’, and by ‘spray paint’ what I actually meant was fire. Lots… and lots of fire…”

Comic3:
Frame1:
Terrence: “All right, what we need is to get a gun.”
Ivan: “How about a really big gun?”

Frame2:
Terrence: “Right, a really big gun that shoots lots of bullets.”
Ivan: “You mean like something that’s fully automatic?”

Frame3:
Terrence: “Yeah, a fully-automatic gun that shoots a ton of bullets.”
Ivan: “How about a fully-automatic gun that shoots tons of smaller guns that are also fully automatic?”

Frame4:
Terrence: “That’s even better.”
Ivan: “And what if instead of bullets they’re shooting multi-warhead missiles?”
Terrence: “Awesome!”

Frame5:
Ivan: “And each missile has a magikarp strapped to it that knows Hyper Beam!”

Frame6:
Terrence hangs head in abject shame.

Comic4:
Frame1:
Ivan: “It says here that using melee weapons would actually be a bad idea during the zombie invasion.”
Terrance: “Is that so?”

Frame2:
Ivan: “Yeah, assuming they’re the ‘infected’ type of zombie, that means if they splatter blood all over you and you have any kinda open cuts, you’ll get infected too.”

Frame3:
Terrence: “So you’re saying if somebody cut themselves shaving and then went out to fight zombies with a baseball bat, that’d be a really bad idea?”
Ivan: “Retardedly bad.”

Frame4:
Ivan and Terrence exchange knowing glances with each other.

Frame5:
Ivan and Terrence glance up at the ceiling.

Frame6:
Ivan and Terrence standing outside of art lead’s office with a baseball bat.
Ivan: “Hey, Jilian, we got a job only you can do!”

Comic5:
Frame1:
Sea of raging zombies.

Frame2:
Sea of raging zombies framed by doorway, Ivan, Terrence, Jilain’s shadows seen from behind.

Frame3:
Terrence: “All right man, so the zombies are coming, you gotta defend SomethingSoft!”
Jilian, gripping baseball bat: “Right. I’m the best.”
(Jillian has bits of toilet paper stuck to his face.)

Frame4:
Ivan: “Yup, those zombies will never see it coming! Go get em’, tiger!”
Jillian: “Wait, what are you guys gonna be doing?”

Frame5:
Terrence: “We’re gonna go rally the testers, Fanboy’s got enough katanas to arm the whole building. We’ll be right behind you, just hold them off until we get back!”
Jilian screams war-cry and runs through door.

Frame6:
Ivan and Terrence leaving through back exit.
Ivan: “Boss, we’re going to lunch!”
Terrence: “We’re having a planning meeting with EveryThingSoft afterwards, so we’ll be gone the rest of the day!”

Comic6:
Frame1:
Ivan and Terrence at restaurant calmly eating, outside zombie apocalypse is in full swing.

Frame2:
Ivan: “So what do you think about this swine-flu thing?”
Terrence: “Over-rated.”

Frame3:
Terrence: “This is America, we have hospitals and doctors and anti-viral medications. Here, we got nothing to worry about.”

Frame4:
Panicked citizen slams up against glass right next to Terrence and Ivan’s table.

Frame5:
Person is ripped apart by zombies and carried away.

Frame6:
Terrence: “So like I was saying, this whole swine flu thing is gonna end up being just like the bird flu. What’s next, zebra flu?”

Comic7:
One frame, shows Terrence and Ivan fighting off horde of zombies. Thought bubble shows them imagining themselves sitting quietly in the office working, while a thought bubble from that illustrates them imagining themselves fighting zombies, but with cooler weapons.

Comic8:
Frame1:
Boss, standing in between Terrence and Ivan’s desks.
Boss: “Well, with Jilian gone it’s time to start interviewing new art leads.”

Frame2:
Boss: “But I’ve got yoga this afternoon, so I’m going to let you guys screen the perspective candidates.”

Frame3:
Terrance and ivan star at each other in disbelief.

Frame4:
Terrence: “So… you’re basically going to have us higher our own boss?”

Frame5:
Boss: “Well, when you put it that way…”

Frame6:
Boss: “Yes.”

Comic9: Interviews, Day 1
Frame1:
Preppy looking guy in shirt and tie sitting in office with Terrence and ivan.
Preppy Guy: “Boy, that was some mess outside there, I tell ya what…”
Terrence: “It’s called a zombie invasion.”

Frame2:
Preppy Guy: “Zombie what now?”
Ivan: “Zombie invasion. Are you sure you’re qualified for this job?”

Frame3:
Preppy Guy: “Whoever heard of a zombie? I mean just what the heck is that?”
Terrence: “It says on your resume you have a four-year degree in 3D art?”

Frame4:
Preppy Guy: “Yeah it was a correspondence course, I got it all online. Boy this zombie thing of yours is stupid, I mean who the heck thinks stuff like this is funny?”
Ivan: “…and it says here you’ve worked only for architects and interior decorators since graduating…”

Frame5:
Terrence: “Hey, listen, before we can consider you, we want you to go talk to the old art-lead. If you go outside I’m sure you can find him somewhere in the thickest part of the zombie horde.”
Preppy Guy: “Isn’t that dangerous?”

Frame6:
Ivan and Terrence in unison: “No.”

Comic10: Interviews, Day 2
Frame1:
Thor the God of Thunder sitting in the office with Terrence and Ivan.
Thor: “Well, you know, things have been a little slow lately.”

Frame2:
Thor: “I mean, what with the recession and all.”

Frame3:
Thor: “So they had to make a few cutbacks.”

Frame4:
Thor: “But, I mean, I’m not really about the money, I’m independently wealthy and all.”

Frame5:
Thor: “So, you know, I’m on the market really cheap, and I’ll take whatever I can get.”

Frame6:
Ivan: “Let’s put him on the ‘maybe’ pile.”

Comic 11: Interviews, Day 3
Frame1:
Normal looking guy, wearing a game shirt,
Terrence: “Well I mean you look pretty well qualified, nice background, several published titles. I think we’ll probably be calling you back.”

(Note: Ivan and Terrence get progressively more horrified as comic progresses.)
Frame2:
Normal guy pops open whiskey bottle.
Normal Guy: “Woooo! Party!”

Frame3:
Normal Guy snorts a line of something while chugging beer.

Frame4:
Normal Guy lights up crack-pipe while injecting self with syringe.

Frame5:
Normal Guy keels over, clearly dead.

Frame6:
Terrence: “Well, he’s still better than our last art lead.”
Ivan: “Yeah, at least he has a good reason when he soils his pants.”

Comic 12: Interviews, Day 4
Frame1:
Ivan and Terrence in office with ASIMO robot.
ASIMO: “Beep.”
Ivan: “You’re… a robot.”

Frame2:
Terrence: “Ivan, man, you’re just being racist.”
ASIMO: “Beep, beep!”

Frame3:
Terrence: “I mean, just because he’s a robot and physically incapable of creativity, doesn’t mean he can’t be a competent and effective art lead.”
ASIMO: “Beep!”

Frame4:
Terrence: “He’s just as artistic and creative as the last guy, probably more, and at least he’s not going to come to work drunk!”
ASIMO: “Beep?”

Frame5:
Ivan: “He’s a robot that cost $166,000 a year to hire.”
ASIMO: “Beep…”

Frame6:
Terrence: “Well let’s still throw him on the maybe pile. I kinda like the idea of having a boss with an off-switch.”

Comic 13: Interviews, Day 5
Frame1:
Ivan: “This is just getting ludicrous.”
Terrence: “I know! Who thought finding a qualified patsy would be so difficult?”

Frame2:
Ivan: “After all the trouble we went through finding jobs, all the competition we were supposedly facing, why is there NO ONE qualified to be the art lead?”
Terrence: “That jerko barely did any work anyway, and we still got stuff done, it can’t be a hard job!”

Frame3:
Terrence: “In fact, I bet you or I could do it, easy.”
Ivan: “Totally!”

Frame4:
Ivan and Terrence stare at each other.

Frame5:
Ivan and Terrence stare at each other.

Frame6:
Ivan and Terrence turn frantically back to their computers and a page comes out of the printer with the word ‘Resume’ across the top.

Comic 14: Competion, Day 1
Frame1:
Terrence and Ivan furiously working away at computers.
Terrence: “Look, you know I’ve got more experience and better organizational skills. I should be the new art lead.”

Frame2:
Ivan: “Yeah, well I’ve got a better eye, you’re the one who’s always coming to me for advice.”

Frame3:
Terrence: “BS, we work together; and I’m the one that always has to keep you in-line with the concept art!”

Frame4:
Ivan: “We’ve gone over this, I think the concept art is stupid! And you agreed with me until you hooked up with the concept artist after last year’s Christmas party!”

Frame5:
Terrence: “I was DRUNK!”
Ivan: “You darn well better have been.”

Frame6:
Ivan and Terrence shiver in unison.

Comic 15: Competion, Day 2
Frame1:
Terrence and Ivan furiously working away at computers.
Terrence: “Look, I helped you get this job, so there is no way they are gonna promote you ahead of me!”
Ivan: “Oh you think so?”

Frame2:
Terrence: “Hey man, it’s only fair.”
Ivan: “FAIR IS NEEDLES TO THE FACE!”

Frame3:
Ivan grabs needles from Normal Guy’s decayed corpse and starts flinging them at Terrence.
Terrence grabs prosthetic limb and blocks needles.

Frame4:
Terrence swings limb at Ivan, Ivan dives for door.

Frame5:
Ivan grabs submarine sandwich from Tools Guy.

Frame6:
Ivan uses sandwich to block limb.

Comic 16: Competition continues
Frame1:
Ivan and Terrence fighting in hallway with respective weapons.

Frame2:
Ivan and Terrence fighting down stairs.

From3:
Ivan and Terrence break into testing room, still fighting.

Frame4:
Terrence looses grip on limb.

Frame5:
Terrence grab plastic dragon off fanboy’s workstation, holds it up defensively.

Frame6:
Ivan: “Somehow, I don’t think this is quite what Gygax was thinking of.”

Comic 17: FIGHT!
Frame1:
Boss standing with hands on hips.
Boss: “All right you two, obviously you’re both very talented.”

Frame2:
Boss: “And I’d just as soon give either of you the job than higher somebody competent.”

Frame3:
Boss: “But there’s only one way to settle a dispute like this.”

Frame4-6:
Panoramic view showing both workstations and 3DS Max up on the screens.
Speed Modeling.

Comic 18: Speed Modeling Day 1
Challenge: Interpretation of one of the 7 Wonders of the World, 2,000 tris.

Comic 19: Speed Modeling Day 2
Challenge: Giant battle mech, 5,000 tris.

Comic 20: Speed Modeling Day 3
Challenge: Fantasy airship, 8,000 tris.

Comic 21:
Frame1:
Ivan and Terrence sitting at desks, Boss standing between them.
Boss: “Well, it’s been a rough competition, but I’d like you to meet our new art lead.”

Frame2:
Jilian lumbers into frame, now clearly a zombie.
Jilian: “BEEEESSST! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!”

Frame3:
Boss: “He’s a lot like our old art lead, only now he’s a zombie. Which as far as I can tell is probably an improvement.”
Jilian: “BEESSTTTT!”

Frame4:
Boss: “I know it’s less than ideal, but this way I don’t have to fill out any paperwork.”
Jilian: “BBESST!”

Frame5:
Boss leaves.
Terrence: “You know, I think I actually like him better this way. He’s still says pretty much the same stuff, only now he’s speaking his mind instead of wrapping it in a layer of manure.”
Jilian, pointing at own screen: “BEEESSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!!!!”

Frame6:
Ivan and Terrence back to work as usual.

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