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Siddharth1: /* Showdown With Slade */

2018-04-07T21:07:04Z

Showdown With Slade

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	===Showdown With Slade===		===Showdown With Slade===
	Terrence bursts into Slade's room, rifle at the ready. Slade is wearing a comfortable bath robe and apparently preparing for a dip in his private hot tub along with three bikini-clad alien babes (no two alike: one is furry and catlike; the second slippery and amphibian, and the third ~~something else~~), all of whom look like they'd rather be somewhere else. He sits in a chair and they remain near him, fawning over him. When he gestures they come close.		Terrence bursts into Slade's room, rifle at the ready. Slade is wearing a comfortable bath robe and apparently preparing for a dip in his private hot tub along with three bikini-clad alien babes (no two alike: one is furry and catlike; the second slippery and amphibian, and the third feathery), all of whom look like they'd rather be somewhere else. He sits in a chair and they remain near him, fawning over him. When he gestures they come close.

	Terrence: "I want the data crystal you promised me, Slade!"		Terrence: "I want the data crystal you promised me, Slade!"

	Slade, ~~offhandledly~~: "Take it."		Slade, off-handledly: "Take it."

	Slade gestures to a table nearby where a small crystal sits.		Slade gestures to a table nearby where a small crystal sits.
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	Slade: "If I'd known you were going to scuff up so many of my nice doors on your way in, I would have. Honestly, I just didn't think you'd care so much, and I do so enjoy a nice..."		Slade: "If I'd known you were going to scuff up so many of my nice doors on your way in, I would have. Honestly, I just didn't think you'd care so much, and I do so enjoy a nice..."

	Slade pauses to ogle at one of the girls.		Slade pauses to ogle one of the girls.

	Slade: "...bath."		Slade: "...bath."
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	Terrence: "You know what, Slade?!"		Terrence: "You know what, Slade?!"

	Terrence raises his rifle to his shoulder in firing position. The girls all move away, Slade doesn't react (not believing Terrence will do it), and Terrence fires a single burst into Slade's chest. He falls backwards into the tub and is clearly dead.		Terrence raises his rifle to his shoulder in firing position. The girls all move away, but Slade doesn't react (not believing Terrence will do it), and Terrence fires a single burst into Slade's chest. He falls backwards into the tub and is clearly dead.

	Camera cuts back to Terrence, where the bikini-clad alien girls immediately cluster around him and start fawning over him.		Camera cuts back to Terrence, where the bikini-clad alien girls immediately cluster around him and start fawning over him.

Siddharth1: /* Escape */

2018-04-07T21:05:36Z

Escape

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	Though not explicitly stated, Terrence interprets this to be related to his recent disgrace, lamenting that even girls in primitive tribes know about it.		Though not explicitly stated, Terrence interprets this to be related to his recent disgrace, lamenting that even girls in primitive tribes know about it.

	For their help, Ivan offers to return the Heart of Light to them, explaining that it's not right that they(he and Terrence) should keep it. The natives politely refuse the offer, explaining that "the heart of light is just some glowing hunk of rock we found in a cave" and that they have been pretending for years that all sorts of random ~~bullshit~~ is sacred cultural treasures so the invaders will steal those and leave their ~~actual~~ treasures alone.		For their help, Ivan offers to return the Heart of Light to them, explaining that it's not right that they (he and Terrence) should keep it. The natives politely refuse the offer, explaining that "the heart of light is just some glowing hunk of rock we found in a cave" and that they have been pretending for years that all sorts of random junk is sacred cultural treasures, so the invaders will steal those and leave their real treasures alone.

	==Final Act==		==Final Act==

Siddharth1: /* Final Act */

2017-05-09T04:38:19Z

Final Act

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	==Final Act==		==Final Act==
	They get to the beam-out site on time and make it back to their ship. More bullshitting around in space ensues, and they escape and reach the planet where their contact is waiting to receive the thing.		They get to the beam-out site on time and make it back to their ship. More bullshitting around in space ensues, and they escape and reach the planet where their contact is waiting to receive the thing. (It's Klepton for now, but we can find a better name.)

	~~Its Klepton~~ for ~~now~~, ~~but we can find~~ a ~~better name~~.		The planet could be a heavily atmosphered moon like Titan. One idea is we could use the HardWar video game to do some of the exterior shots (again, "artists' depiction"). They meet with the contact and hand the thing over, and then Terrence asks for the information to clear his name. The guy laughs in his face, pointing out that, at most, six people were fooled and no one actually cares: Ivan and Terrance are so "small-time" that they don't have a reputation to speak of.

	The planet could be a heavily atmosphere moon like Titan. One idea is we could use the HardWar video game to do some of the exterior shots(again, "artists depiction"). They meet with the contact and hand the thing over, and then Terrence asks for the information to clear his name. The guy laughs in his face, pointing out that, at most, six people were fooled and no one actually cares, Ivan and Terrance are so "small-time" that they don't have a reputation to speak of.

			Random thought: We use some footage from the HardWar video game to show the heroes going to visit Slade's tower on Klepton, and frame it with "Klepton: (Low-Paid) Artists Conception".

	~~Random thought: We use some footage from the HardWar video game to show the heroes going to visit Slade's tower on Klepton, and frame it with "Klepton: (Low-Paid) Artists Conception"~~		Later on as they make the run-up to Slade's penthouse we use a very crude drawing in crayon, captioned "Slade's Penthouse: Six-Year-Old's Conception".

	Later on as they make the run-up to Slade's penthouse we use a very crude drawing in crayon, captioned "Slade's Penthouse: Six Year Old's Conception"

	===Slade's Pad===		===Slade's Pad===
	Ivan(Fiddling with his ~~fun~~): "Set your weapon to Stun."		Ivan (Fiddling with his gun): "Set your weapon to Stun".

	Terrence: "Ivan, ~~its~~ a laser blaster that blows holes through solid rock. It does not have a 'stun' setting. Just various levels of kill."		Terrence: "Ivan, it's a laser blaster that blows holes through solid rock. It does not have a 'stun' setting. Just various levels of 'kill'".

	Ivan: "Right, just like a real gun."		Ivan: "Right, just like a real gun".


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	In the next chamber, Terrence meets and alien who produces a crazy looking knife and waves it around menacingly.		In the next chamber, Terrence meets and alien who produces a crazy looking knife and waves it around menacingly.

	Knife guy: "You wish to intrude upon my master? Well, you should be warned I am the finest Dakri fighter on all of Klepton!"		Knife guy: "You wish to intrude upon my master? Well, you should be warned I am the finest Dakri fighter on all of Klepton!".

	Terrence is completely unfazed by this statement, and places a hand on his rifle.		Terrence is completely unfazed by this statement, and places a hand on his rifle.

Siddharth1: /* Ending */

2017-04-06T01:16:55Z

Ending

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	===Ending===		===Ending===
	In a final scene, our heroes return to the bridge of Beowulf, Terrence is still inexplicably surrounded by bikini-clad babes who are fawning over him. Ivan is ~~being~~ completely ignored. In fact, really, both our heroes aren't really paying any attention to the girls		In a final scene, our heroes return to the bridge of ''Beowulf'', Terrence is still inexplicably surrounded by bikini-clad babes who are fawning over him. Ivan is completely ignored. In fact, really, both our heroes aren't really paying any attention to the girls.

	Ivan: "I'm setting a course fr the Anaksu System!"		Ivan: "I'm setting a course for the Anaksu System!"

	Terrence: "Why there?"		Terrence: "Why there?"

	Ivan, looking over his shoulder at Terrence and grinning: "Because we've never been there before."		Ivan, looking over his shoulder at Terrence and grinning: "Because we've never been there before".

	Ivan turns back to the controls and Terrence leans back in his chair, looking contented and confident.		Ivan turns back to the controls and Terrence leans back in his chair, looking contented and confident.

Siddharth1: /* Showdown With Slade */

2017-04-06T01:16:28Z

Showdown With Slade

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	===Showdown With Slade===		===Showdown With Slade===
	Terrence bursts into Slade's room, rifle at the ready. Slade is wearing a comfortable bath robe and apparently preparing for a dip in his private hot tub along with three bikini-clad alien babes, all of whom look like they'd rather be somewhere else. He sits in a chair and they remain near him, fawning over him. When he gestures they come close.		Terrence bursts into Slade's room, rifle at the ready. Slade is wearing a comfortable bath robe and apparently preparing for a dip in his private hot tub along with three bikini-clad alien babes (no two alike: one is furry and catlike; the second slippery and amphibian, and the third something else), all of whom look like they'd rather be somewhere else. He sits in a chair and they remain near him, fawning over him. When he gestures they come close.

	Terrence: "I want the data crystal you promised me, Slade!"		Terrence: "I want the data crystal you promised me, Slade!"
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	Slade: "If I'd known you were going to scuff up so many of my nice doors on your way in, I would have. Honestly, I just didn't think you'd care so much, and I do so enjoy a nice..."		Slade: "If I'd known you were going to scuff up so many of my nice doors on your way in, I would have. Honestly, I just didn't think you'd care so much, and I do so enjoy a nice..."

	Slade pauses ~~his sentense~~ to ~~stare hungrily up~~ at one of the girls.		Slade pauses to ogle at one of the girls.

	Slade: "...bath."		Slade: "...bath."
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	Terrence: "You knew how important that information was to me!"		Terrence: "You knew how important that information was to me!"

	Slade bursts out laughing: "Oh, is it? You really ~~thing~~ a few, minor log notes are going to change anything?"		Slade bursts out laughing: "Oh, is it? You really think a few minor log-notes are going to change anything?"

	Slade moves to the edge of the bath and sits down, undoing the sash on his robe.		Slade moves to the edge of the bath and sits down, undoing the sash on his robe.

	Slade: "The truth, Terrence~~? The~~ logs won't change a damn thing. No one cares. When that fool impersonated you, he didn't ruin anything, there was nothing to ruin! You're a small-time, low-cost handy-man who fancies himself a mercenary. You never had a reputation to begin with."		Slade: "The truth, Terrence: the logs won't change a damn thing. No one cares. When that fool impersonated you, he didn't ruin anything; there was nothing to ruin! You're a small-time, low-cost handy-man who fancies himself a mercenary. You never had a reputation to begin with".

	Terrence: "You know what, Slade?!"		Terrence: "You know what, Slade?!"

	Terrence raises his rifle to his shoulder in firing position. ~~As he does, the~~ girls all move away, Slade doesn't ~~really~~ react(not believing Terrence will do it) and Terrence fires a single burst into Slade's chest. He falls backwards into the tub and is clearly dead.		Terrence raises his rifle to his shoulder in firing position. The girls all move away, Slade doesn't react (not believing Terrence will do it), and Terrence fires a single burst into Slade's chest. He falls backwards into the tub and is clearly dead.

	Camera cuts back to Terrence, where the bikini-clad alien girls immediately cluster around him and start fawning over him.		Camera cuts back to Terrence, where the bikini-clad alien girls immediately cluster around him and start fawning over him.

	Terrence: "I don't even know what to say about all this."		Terrence: "I don't even know what to say about all this".

	End.		End.

CourseDirector: /* Scene 7 */

2017-03-30T01:07:52Z

Scene 7

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	Terrence: "Like that time on Ibis? That plan worked on Ibis."		Terrence: "Like that time on Ibis? That plan worked on Ibis."

			Ivan, laughing like a "bro": "Yeeeeah it did!"

			Ivan, suddenly serious: "Except we had time to enter orbit and beam down. This time we're just gonna have to fly by if we want to keep from getting spotted."

			Terrence: "So... what?"

			Ivan, shrugging: "We use an escape pod. The gas-jets from the ejection system won't raise an alarms and can be activated while Beowulf is already powered down. If we keep the pod offline until we're juuuuust kissing the atmosphere..."

			Terrence: "Can you make up at least one plan that doesn't taunt the wrath of a vengeful, old-testament god?"

			Ivan: "Retroreflective armor for the laser grid? All it does is bounce back laser beams the way they came, its completely safe, and effective."

			Terrence: "I'll take it."

	Ivan: "Well the big problem obviously is the Jump Gate."		Ivan: "Well the big problem obviously is the Jump Gate."

CourseDirector: /* Scene 7 */

2017-03-30T01:00:07Z

Scene 7

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 Terrence pushes the rock back towards Ivan.
-Terrence: "Ok, Muldoon owns that entire star system; how do we get in?"
+Terrence: "Ok, Muldoon owns that entire star system; what kind of security are we dealing with?"
 Ivan: "Well the big problem obviously is the Jump Gate."

CourseDirector: /* Ending */

2017-03-30T00:45:00Z

Ending

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	===Ending===		===Ending===
	~~Dejected~~, our heroes return to the ~~ship and~~ Ivan ~~sets a new course~~. ~~Terrence asks why they're going there~~, ~~and Ivan replies~~, ~~quite simply "because we~~'~~ve never been there before" and~~ the ~~movie ends.~~		In a final scene, our heroes return to the bridge of Beowulf, Terrence is still inexplicably surrounded by bikini-clad babes who are fawning over him. Ivan is being completely ignored. In fact, really, both our heroes aren't really paying any attention to the girls

			Ivan: "I'm setting a course fr the Anaksu System!"

	OR:		Terrence: "Why there?"

	~~Slade is in~~ his ~~tastefully decorated evil hot tub room surrounded by chicks(like 3 girls, all of whom clearly detest him) you walk in there~~ and ~~have your final confrontation while he~~'~~s just sitting~~ there ~~in his robe having girls fawn over him~~. ~~You say your bit, he says his mean things, witty diagloge etc. Finally you lift up your gun and just fucking shoot him in~~ the ~~chest. The girls all leap away when the gun comes up~~ and ~~you just unload right into the guy and he is clearly dead. Then the girls walk over and start fawning over you. Camera comes~~ in and ~~you just say "I don't even know what to say about this~~.~~" Scene. End of the film, cue credits~~.		Ivan, looking over his shoulder at Terrence and grinning: "Because we've never been there before."

			Ivan turns back to the controls and Terrence leans back in his chair, looking contented and confident.

			Fade out.


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CourseDirector: /* Second Act */

2017-03-28T23:02:45Z

Second Act

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	==Second Act==		==Second Act==
	===Opening Scene===		===Opening Scene===
			SHot of hole or tear in space opening, brilliant light, cool CG effect, ship zooms out of tear and flies past camera at trememndous speed. Only sound is Terrence screaming at the top of his longs which will be dopler-shifted as the ship lies by.

	===Next===		===Next===

CourseDirector: /* Second Act */

2017-03-28T22:21:55Z

Second Act

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	==Second Act==		==Second Act==
			===Opening Scene===

			===Next===
	Add in bit where they discuss getting past the laser detection grid. Ivan explains that this is "no problem" because Beowulf has "retro-reflective armor" which doesn't do shit against big space guns but can reflect smaller laser beams back to their point of origin.		Add in bit where they discuss getting past the laser detection grid. Ivan explains that this is "no problem" because Beowulf has "retro-reflective armor" which doesn't do shit against big space guns but can reflect smaller laser beams back to their point of origin.