MV Characters
Cast of Characters:
Nadine: Nadine is the heroin of the story. Rough, tough, balsy, generally more of a man than any of the men in the mountain Kingdom(all of whom are at least twice as manly as the men from the Valley Kingdom). But she has a softer side; she is still a spoiled, rich princess, as comfortable in gowns as in armor. She is beautiful and shapely, if somewhat poorly endowed. But she is also strong and skilled, a capable warrior and well able to take on the roll of saving the other princess. Physically she is attractive; shapely, feminine, but well-toned and athletic. She does however have a very meager bosom, but a great ass.
Nadia: As princess of the Valley Kingdom, Nadia plays the hapless victim, the princess in need of rescuing. Nadia is basically a one-dimensional character who’s soul purpose for existing is to get kidnapped and locked up in Wayne Tower. Physically she is very attractive, with flowing blond hairs and one absolutely dynamite rack.
The King: The King of the Mountain Kingdom is The King. Seriously, that’s his name: The King. And not even King, his proper name is The King. He too is mostly one-dimensional, walks around being The King and singing into a hairbrush. The player really only talks to him when she wants something.
The King will give you: • Up to 3 free levels • Gold equivalent to the XP of the last level you gained up to 3 times for different levels • The suit of pink armor which can be upgraded to the as good as the best set in the game
The Blacksmith: This is the guy you go to in order to upgrade your armor and weapons. Upgrades cost major farthings, and the smith is always busy working on his ISO 9000 standardization.
The Merchant: This guy is a little weird. First off, his shop is in 5 locations. Second, there’s only one of him! He is the same merchant throughout the entire game and he has a persistent shop inventory, with new items becoming available as the player’s level increases. Any item you sell to him remains in his shop indefinitely.
Villains:
Wayne: Wayne is the antagonist, an evil inventor of hideous intellect. He isn’t so much ‘bad’ as he is ‘insane’. His machinations terrorize the land. He’s just the kind of person who when he kidnaps a princess, no one is the slightest bit surprised.
Characters based on the creators:
The IT Guy: Wait, why is there an IT guy in a fantasy game? IT Guy’s actual function in-game is to allow the princess to buy experience points at an exchange rate of 1 GP per XP.
The Mystic: This is the primary quest-giver in-game, though he appears to be smoking something. Basically you can go to him for information anytime you dare.
The Master: Your old teacher. Mostly you hear his voice in your head as you battle, but you can visit him in-game for combat tips. Mostly, he explains how the game works and the rules.
The DDR Guy: doesn’t do much besides play DDR and mention occasional game secrets.
